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 impossible things
Location: (Unknown)
Steam: STEAM_0:0:80178251
Status: Offline
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Karma: In good standing
Member of Clan: (None)
Real Name: (Not Specified)
E-mail Address: (Not Specified)
Home Page: (Not Specified)
MM Rank: rank
Last Connect:* Wed. Jun. 17th, 2026 @ 01:19:46
Total Connection Time: 6d 15:03:20h
Average Ping:* -
Favorite Server:* tiny kittys girl pound #4
Favorite Map:* cp_powerhouse
Favorite Weapon:* Conniver's Kunai

Statistics Summary
Activity: 86%
Points: 14,254
Rank: 343
Kills per Minute: 0.94
Kills per Death: 1.1386 (1.19*)
Headshots per Kill: 0.0788 (0.0224*)
Shots per Kill: -
Weapon Accuracy: 0.0% (0%*)
Headshots: 706 (3*)
Kills: 8,960 (134*)
Deaths: 7,869 (113*)
Longest Kill Streak: 14
Longest Death Streak: 15
Suicides: 0
Teammate Kills: 0 (0*)

  History impossible things's History:
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  Ranks

Current rank: Brigadier General
Brigadier General
Kills needed: 40 (96%)
Rank history
Recruit Private Private First Class Lance Corporal Corporal Sergeant Staff Sergeant Gunnery Sergeant Master Sergeant First Sergeant Master Chief Sergeant Major Ensign Third Lieutenant Second Lieutenant First Lieutenant Captain Group Captain Senior Captain Lieutenant Major Major Group Major Lieutenant Commander Commander Group Commander Lieutenant Colonel Colonel Brigadier


  Awards (hover over image to see name)

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Gold Sentry Kills Gold Ambassador Gold Amputator Gold Atomizer Bronze Axtinguisher Bronze Back Scratcher Gold Backburner Gold Backstabber Gold Baseball Gold Bat Gold Scotsman's Skullcutter Gold Vita-Saw Gold Bazaar Bargain Gold Big Earner Gold Black Box Gold Bleed Kills Gold Blutsauger Gold Bonesaw Gold Healer Gold Boston Basher Gold Bottle Gold Brass Beast Gold Buff Deploy Gold Sapper Gold Built Dispenser Gold Built Sentry Gun Gold Built Mini Sentry Gun Gold Teleporters Built Gold Bushwacka Gold Candy Cane Gold Blocker Gold Uber Gold Claidheamohmor Bronze Machete Gold Cow Mangler 5000 Gold Crusader's Crossbow Gold Dalokohs Gold Deaths to Sawblade Gold Defended Medic Bronze Deflected Arrow Gold Deflected Flare Gold Deflected Flare (Detonator) Gold Deflected Huntsman Burning Arrow Bronze Deflected Grenade Gold Deflected Rocket Gold Deflected Sticky Gold Degreaser Gold Half-Zatoichi Gold Chargin' Targe Gold Detonator Gold The Diamondback Gold Disciplinary Action Gold Dominator Gold Beggar's Bazooka Gold Enforcer Gold Engineer Extinguish Gold Cart Escort Gold Your Eternal Reward Gold Eureka Effect Gold Eviction Notice Gold Family Business Gold Fire Axe Gold Fists Gold Intelligence Gold Defender Gold Flamethrower Gold Flare Gun Gold Force-A-Nature Gold Frontier Justice Gold Frying Pan Bronze K.G.B. Gold Gloves of Running Urgently Gold Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker Gold Holiday Punch Gold Holy Mackerel Gold Iron Curtain Gold Jarate Gold Assister Gold Healer Gold Charged Medic Kills Gold Sappers Removed Gold Dispensers Destroyed Gold Sentry Guns Destroyed Gold Mini Sentry Guns Destroyed Gold Teleporters Killed Gold Knife Silver Conniver's Kunai Gold Latency Gold Sharpened Volcano Fragment Gold Sun-on-a-Stick Bronze L'Etranger Gold Liberty Launcher Gold Loch-n-Load Gold The Lollichop Gold Machina Gold Mad Milk Gold Postal Pummeler Gold Manmelter Gold Mantreads Gold Market Gardener Gold Medic Entinguish Gold Minigun Gold Kill Award Gold Most Valuable Player Gold Natascha Gold Nessie's Nine Iron Gold Conscientious Objector Gold Mini Sentrygun Gold Sentry Gun Gold Paintrain Gold Baby Face's Blaster Gold Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Gold Persian Persuader Gold Phlogistinator Gold Engy Pistol Gold Scout Pistol Gold Player Penetration Gold Capture Point Gold Pomson 6000 Gold Powerjack Gold The Hitman's Heatmaker Gold The Cleaner's Carbine Bronze Overdose Gold Pyro Extinguish Gold Original Gold The Rainblower Gold Reserve Shooter Gold Revenger Bronze Revolver Gold Righteous Bison Gold Gunslinger Gold Engineer Taunt (Gunslinger) Gold Gunslinger Combo Kill Bronze Direct Hit Gold Sandman Gold Sandvich Gold Saxxy Gold Scatter Gun Gold The Scorch Shot Gold Scottish Handshake Gold Scout Extinguish Gold Three-Rune Blade Gold Shahanshah Gold Broken Razorbacks Gold The Short Circuit Gold Short Stop Gold Heavy Shotgun Gold Engy Shotgun Gold Pyro Shotgun Gold Soldier Shotgun Gold Shovel Gold Homewrecker Gold Submachine Gun Gold Sniper Extinguish Gold Sniper Rifle Gold Soda Popper Gold Solemn Vow Gold Southern Hospitality Gold Splendid Screen Gold Spy-cicle Gold Buffalo Steak Sandvich Gold Steal Sandvich Gold Steel Fists Gold Scottish Resistance Gold Stun Gold Eyelander Gold Sydney Sleeper Gold Syringe Gun Gold Demoman Taunt Gold Engineer Taunt (Guitar) Gold Heavy Taunt Gold Medic Taunt Gold Hadouken Gold Scout Taunt Bronze Sniper Taunt Gold Soldier Taunt Gold Kamikaze (Lumbricus Lid) Bronze Spy Taunt Bronze Telefrags Gold Teleport Gold Huntsman Gold Flaming Hunstman Gold Deflected Cow Mangler Shot Gold Grenade Launcher Gold Sticky Launcher Gold Rocket Launcher Gold Maul Gold Winger Gold Third Degree Gold Tomislav Gold Tribalman's Shiv Gold Ubersaw Gold Ullapool Caber Gold Ullapool Caber BOOM Gold Unarmed Combat Bronze Equalizer Bronze The Escape Plan Gold Fan O'War Gold Warrior's Spirit Gold The Widowmaker Gold Wrangler Gold Wrap Assassin Gold Wrench Gold Jag
Global Awards


  Aliases

Rank Name Time Last Use sort-descending.gif Kills Deaths K:D Headshots HS:K Suicides Accuracy
1 impossible things 3d 21:40:21h 2026-06-17 01:47:52 5,109 4,417 1.16 474 0.09 0 0.0%
2 tabulating 0d 00:16:28h 2025-10-09 03:28:19 11 3 3.67 0 0.00 0 0.0%
3 SPY GENUIS 0d 01:33:18h 2025-10-07 01:27:45 75 61 1.23 10 0.13 0 0.0%
4 NIGHTMARE 0d 12:34:08h 2025-10-01 23:33:11 741 674 1.10 55 0.07 0 0.0%
5 this icecream 0d 00:49:05h 2025-09-19 01:05:22 8 9 0.89 0 0.00 0 0.0%
6 Sinusoidal Wibbler 0d 01:36:52h 2025-09-17 00:03:15 70 47 1.49 7 0.10 0 0.0%
7 interspecies frotting 0d 03:18:46h 2025-05-29 01:59:30 254 144 1.76 28 0.11 0 0.0%
8 genuis 0d 02:36:39h 2025-05-27 01:37:35 187 137 1.36 1 0.01 0 0.0%
9 baba poosum 0d 02:49:19h 2025-05-08 01:03:19 130 150 0.87 3 0.02 0 0.0%
10 xx_MGE_GENIUS_xx 0d 07:28:09h 2025-03-11 01:46:35 398 413 0.96 39 0.10 0 0.0%
11 ULTRACIDE 0d 01:31:16h 2025-03-07 02:39:15 100 89 1.12 0 0.00 0 0.0%
12 strawberry cheesecake 0d 02:45:20h 2025-02-25 05:17:34 196 155 1.26 1 0.01 0 0.0%
13 suh dude 0d 00:33:29h 2025-02-24 02:37:36 30 31 0.97 4 0.13 0 0.0%
14 doublejump -> airbrake 0d 00:23:21h 2025-02-22 22:55:00 14 22 0.64 1 0.07 0 0.0%
15 hugo_gonzales4000 0d 01:48:54h 2025-02-21 22:54:25 109 107 1.02 4 0.04 0 0.0%
16 blicky blaster 0d 05:59:32h 2025-02-14 01:16:41 350 331 1.06 9 0.03 0 0.0%
17 top 23 aimlabs 0d 04:33:16h 2025-02-07 23:10:36 258 252 1.02 15 0.06 0 0.0%
18 mommy 0d 00:17:14h 2025-02-05 05:50:29 18 20 0.90 0 0.00 0 0.0%
19 bottom 1 aimlabs 0d 00:22:37h 2025-02-05 05:14:57 26 25 1.04 0 0.00 0 0.0%
20 top 328,467 aimlabs 0d 00:00:26h 2025-02-05 04:52:20 0 0 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%


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  Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Kill Assist 13 times 26
2 Capture Blocked 12 times 12
3 Double Kill (2 kills) 11 times 11
4 Destroyed a sentry gun 10 times 40
5 Triple Kill (3 kills) 8 times 16
6 Rampage (5 kills) 6 times 24
7 Domination (4 kills) 5 times 15
8 Destroyed a teleporter 4 times 8
9 Headshot Kill 3 times 6
10 Domination 2 times 10
11 Mega Kill (6 kills) 1 times 5




  Victims of Player-Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned Against sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Domination 9 times -45




  Team Selection *

Rank Team Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio
1 The RED 10 times 35.71%
2 The BLU 8 times 28.57%




  Role Selection *

Rank Role Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio Kills Deaths K:D
1 Spy Spy 11 times 68.75% 119 96 1.24
2 Sniper Sniper 2 times 12.50% 4 3 1.33
3 Soldier Soldier 1 times 6.25% 1 2 0.50
4 Heavy Heavy 1 times 6.25% 9 11 0.82
5 Demo Man Demo Man 1 times 6.25% 1 1 1.00




  Weapon Usage *

Rank Weapon Modifier Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 Conniver's Kunai 2.00 109 81.34% 0 0.00% 0.00
2 Huntsman 1.00 5 3.73% 2 66.67% 0.40
3 L'Etranger 1.00 5 3.73% 0 0.00% 0.00
4 K.G.B. 2.00 4 2.99% 0 0.00% 0.00
5 World 1.00 3 2.24% 0 0.00% 0.00
6 Sniper Rifle 1.00 3 2.24% 1 33.33% 0.33
7 Family Business 1.00 2 1.49% 0 0.00% 0.00
8 The Escape Plan 1.00 1 0.75% 0 0.00% 0.00
9 1.00 1 0.75% 0 0.00% 0.00
10 Bottle 2.00 1 0.75% 0 0.00% 0.00




  Map Performance *

Rank Map Kills % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D sort-descending.gif Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 pl_pier 22 16.42% 12 10.62% 1.83 0 0.00% 0.00
2 cp_powerhouse 31 23.13% 20 17.70% 1.55 0 0.00% 0.00
3 pl_snowycoast 51 38.06% 43 38.05% 1.19 2 66.67% 0.04
4 pl_swiftwater_final1 5 3.73% 5 4.42% 1.00 0 0.00% 0.00
5 cp_sunshine 4 2.99% 4 3.54% 1.00 0 0.00% 0.00
6 koth_lazarus 9 6.72% 10 8.85% 0.90 0 0.00% 0.00
7 koth_pitfall_rc2 6 4.48% 9 7.96% 0.67 0 0.00% 0.00
8 koth_reservoir_b2a 6 4.48% 9 7.96% 0.67 1 33.33% 0.17
9 pl_upward 0 0.00% 1 0.88% 0.00 0 0.00% -




  Server Activity *

Rank Server Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths K:D Headshots Percentage of Headshots % HS:K
1 tiny kittys girl pound #4 134 100.00% 113 1.1858 3 100.00% 0.0224




  Player Kill Statistics *

Rank Victim Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1  .gifMoosey ♡ 6 4.48% 3 2.65% 2.00 0 % 0.00
2  .gifPete Zarole 6 4.48% 2 1.77% 3.00 0 % 0.00
3  .gifteartear 5 3.73% 3 2.65% 1.67 0 % 0.00




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