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 IM JUST A VESSEL BRO
Location: (Unknown)
Steam: STEAM_0:1:40376124
Status: Offline
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Karma: In good standing
Member of Clan: (None)
Real Name: (Not Specified)
E-mail Address: (Not Specified)
Home Page: (Not Specified)
MM Rank: rank
Last Connect:* Mon. Jun. 15th, 2026 @ 03:57:33
Total Connection Time: 14d 13:21:23h
Average Ping:* -
Favorite Server:* tiny kittys girl pound #4
Favorite Map:* pl_upward
Favorite Weapon:* Original

Statistics Summary

Activity: 97%
Points: 22,179
Rank: 58
Kills per Minute: 1.30
Kills per Death: 1.9144 (2.04*)
Headshots per Kill: 0.0283 (0.0160*)
Shots per Kill: -
Weapon Accuracy: 0.0% (0%*)
Headshots: 775 (8*)
Kills: 27,340 (499*)
Deaths: 14,281 (245*)
Longest Kill Streak: 27
Longest Death Streak: 41
Suicides: 0
Teammate Kills: 0 (0*)

  History IM JUST A VESSEL BRO's History:
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  Ranks

Current rank: Commander of the Army
Commander of the Army
Kills needed: 160 (94%)
Rank history
Recruit Private Private First Class Lance Corporal Corporal Sergeant Staff Sergeant Gunnery Sergeant Master Sergeant First Sergeant Master Chief Sergeant Major Ensign Third Lieutenant Second Lieutenant First Lieutenant Captain Group Captain Senior Captain Lieutenant Major Major Group Major Lieutenant Commander Commander Group Commander Lieutenant Colonel Colonel Brigadier Brigadier General Major General Lieutenant General General Commander General Field Vice Marshal Field Marshal Vice Commander of the Army


  Awards (hover over image to see name)

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Gold Sentry Kills Gold Ambassador Gold Amputator Gold Atomizer Gold Axtinguisher Gold Back Scratcher Gold Backburner Gold Backstabber Gold Baseball Gold Bat Gold Scotsman's Skullcutter Gold Vita-Saw Gold Bazaar Bargain Gold Big Earner Bronze Black Box Gold Bleed Kills Gold Blutsauger Gold Bonesaw Bronze Healer Bronze Boston Basher Gold Bottle Gold Brass Beast Gold Buff Deploy Gold Sapper Gold Built Dispenser Gold Built Sentry Gun Gold Built Mini Sentry Gun Gold Teleporters Built Gold Bushwacka Gold Candy Cane Silver Blocker Gold Uber Gold Claidheamohmor Gold Machete Gold Cow Mangler 5000 Gold Crusader's Crossbow Gold Dalokohs Gold Deaths to Sawblade Gold Defended Medic Gold Deflected Arrow Gold Deflected Flare Gold Deflected Flare (Detonator) Gold Deflected Huntsman Burning Arrow Gold Deflected Grenade Gold Deflected Rocket Gold Deflected Sticky Gold Degreaser Gold Half-Zatoichi Bronze Chargin' Targe Gold Detonator Gold The Diamondback Gold Disciplinary Action Bronze Dominator Gold Beggar's Bazooka Gold Enforcer Gold Engineer Extinguish Gold Cart Escort Gold Your Eternal Reward Gold Eureka Effect Gold Eviction Notice Gold Family Business Gold Fire Axe Gold Fists Bronze Intelligence Bronze Defender Gold Flamethrower Gold Flare Gun Bronze Force-A-Nature Gold Frontier Justice Gold Frying Pan Gold K.G.B. Gold Gloves of Running Urgently Gold Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker Gold Holiday Punch Gold Holy Mackerel Gold Iron Curtain Gold Jarate Bronze Assister Gold Healer Bronze Charged Medic Kills Gold Sappers Removed Bronze Dispensers Destroyed Bronze Sentry Guns Destroyed Gold Mini Sentry Guns Destroyed Gold Teleporters Killed Gold Knife Gold Conniver's Kunai Gold Latency Gold Sharpened Volcano Fragment Gold Sun-on-a-Stick Gold L'Etranger Gold Liberty Launcher Bronze Loch-n-Load Gold The Lollichop Gold Machina Gold Mad Milk Gold Postal Pummeler Gold Manmelter Silver Mantreads Silver Market Gardener Gold Medic Entinguish Gold Minigun Bronze Kill Award Gold Most Valuable Player Gold Natascha Gold Nessie's Nine Iron Gold Conscientious Objector Gold Mini Sentrygun Gold Sentry Gun Gold Paintrain Gold Baby Face's Blaster Gold Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Gold Persian Persuader Gold Phlogistinator Gold Engy Pistol Bronze Scout Pistol Gold Player Penetration Bronze Capture Point Gold Pomson 6000 Gold Powerjack Gold The Hitman's Heatmaker Gold The Cleaner's Carbine Gold Overdose Gold Pyro Extinguish Gold Original Gold The Rainblower Gold Reserve Shooter Bronze Revenger Gold Revolver Gold Righteous Bison Gold Gunslinger Gold Engineer Taunt (Gunslinger) Gold Gunslinger Combo Kill Gold Direct Hit Gold Sandman Gold Sandvich Gold Saxxy Silver Scatter Gun Gold The Scorch Shot Silver Scottish Handshake Gold Scout Extinguish Gold Three-Rune Blade Gold Shahanshah Gold Broken Razorbacks Bronze The Short Circuit Gold Short Stop Gold Heavy Shotgun Gold Engy Shotgun Bronze Pyro Shotgun Gold Soldier Shotgun Bronze Shovel Gold Homewrecker Bronze Submachine Gun Gold Sniper Extinguish Gold Sniper Rifle Gold Soda Popper Bronze Solemn Vow Gold Southern Hospitality Gold Splendid Screen Gold Spy-cicle Gold Buffalo Steak Sandvich Gold Steal Sandvich Gold Steel Fists Gold Scottish Resistance Gold Stun Gold Eyelander Gold Sydney Sleeper Gold Syringe Gun Gold Demoman Taunt Gold Engineer Taunt (Guitar) Gold Heavy Taunt Gold Medic Taunt Gold Hadouken Gold Scout Taunt Gold Sniper Taunt Gold Soldier Taunt Gold Kamikaze (Lumbricus Lid) Gold Spy Taunt Bronze Telefrags Gold Teleport Gold Huntsman Gold Flaming Hunstman Gold Deflected Cow Mangler Shot Gold Grenade Launcher Bronze Sticky Launcher Gold Rocket Launcher Gold Maul Gold Winger Gold Third Degree Gold Tomislav Gold Tribalman's Shiv Gold Ubersaw Gold Ullapool Caber Gold Ullapool Caber BOOM Gold Unarmed Combat Gold Equalizer Bronze The Escape Plan Gold Fan O'War Gold Warrior's Spirit Gold The Widowmaker Gold Wrangler Bronze Wrap Assassin Gold Wrench Gold Jag
Global Awards


  Aliases

Rank Name Time Last Use sort-descending.gif Kills Deaths K:D Headshots HS:K Suicides Accuracy
141 YUNG FLOPPA ONDABEAT 0d 00:05:13h 2024-12-30 20:07:57 8 3 2.67 0 0.00 0 0.0%
142 ROADKILL IN TRAINING 0d 00:02:43h 2024-12-29 19:45:05 1 0 1.00 0 0.00 0 0.0%
143 THE QUANDALE DINGLE ICEBURG 0d 01:49:47h 2024-12-29 00:07:33 153 78 1.96 0 0.00 0 0.0%
144 rock_bottom_chungis 0d 00:49:24h 2024-12-28 05:11:33 110 38 2.89 0 0.00 0 0.0%
145 Greg Girthulon: Rules Enforcer 0d 08:18:59h 2024-12-27 06:37:53 704 361 1.95 36 0.05 0 0.0%
146 99MoneyInDaBink 0d 06:42:13h 2024-12-22 21:14:56 565 326 1.73 0 0.00 0 0.0%
147 thecrankygiggler25101 0d 07:04:57h 2024-12-17 00:58:33 551 335 1.64 13 0.02 0 0.0%
148 SUPER SPLASH BROTHERS 0d 03:18:33h 2024-12-13 04:07:16 216 177 1.22 0 0.00 0 0.0%
149 HOLLY JOLLY JINGLE BINGLE 0d 01:16:11h 2024-12-12 21:14:09 115 58 1.98 0 0.00 0 0.0%
150 CUE THE MUSIC FROM THE MOVIE 0d 01:31:02h 2024-12-11 22:13:41 142 72 1.97 0 0.00 0 0.0%
151 KING OOBL FROM OOBLTERRA 0d 02:35:17h 2024-12-11 08:57:20 266 111 2.40 21 0.08 0 0.0%
152 NET_GRAPH 1, OBAMA_MODE 1; 0d 00:34:34h 2024-12-10 01:26:03 61 35 1.74 0 0.00 0 0.0%
153 CANCELLED FOR FRAUD TUAH 0d 02:42:07h 2024-12-08 01:30:30 269 137 1.96 0 0.00 0 0.0%
154 go2store4boktuah 0d 01:49:32h 2024-12-06 02:03:44 169 86 1.97 0 0.00 0 0.0%
155 EMPLOYABLE, ALWAYS SMILING :) H 0d 02:08:51h 2024-11-26 23:58:47 199 107 1.86 0 0.00 0 0.0%
156 TWINK LOST IN SEPHORA 0d 01:04:53h 2024-11-26 21:49:13 87 41 2.12 0 0.00 0 0.0%


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  Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Kill Assist 125 times 250
2 Double Kill (2 kills) 44 times 44
3 Capture Blocked 43 times 43
4 Domination 34 times 170
5 Triple Kill (3 kills) 28 times 56
6 Destroyed a sentry gun 27 times 108
7 Domination (4 kills) 15 times 45
8 Point Captured 14 times 70
9 Rampage (5 kills) 9 times 36
10 Mega Kill (6 kills) 9 times 45
11 Headshot Kill 8 times 16
12 Destroyed a teleporter 6 times 12
13 Revenge 5 times 15
14 Killed charged medic 3 times 3
15 Ownage (7 kills) 2 times 12
16 Killing Spree (9 kills) 2 times 16
17 Unstoppable (11 kills) 1 times 10
18 Ultra Kill (8 kills) 1 times 7
19 God Like (12+ kills) 1 times 11
20 Destroyed a dispenser 1 times 3




  Victims of Player-Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned Against sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Domination 10 times -50
2 Revenge 9 times -27




  Team Selection *

Rank Team Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio
1 The RED 31 times 34.07%
2 The BLU 26 times 28.57%




  Role Selection *

Rank Role Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio Kills Deaths K:D
1 Scout Scout 12 times 31.58% 157 60 2.62
2 Demo Man Demo Man 12 times 31.58% 145 86 1.69
3 Soldier Soldier 8 times 21.05% 184 87 2.11
4 Sniper Sniper 4 times 10.53% 13 12 1.08
5 Pyro Pyro 1 times 2.63%
6 Medic Medic 1 times 2.63%




  Weapon Usage *

Rank Weapon Modifier Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 Original 1.00 136 27.25% 0 0.00% 0.00
2 Scatter Gun 1.25 124 24.85% 0 0.00% 0.00
3 Stickybomb Launcher 1.00 74 14.83% 0 0.00% 0.00
4 Grenade Launcher 1.00 42 8.42% 0 0.00% 0.00
5 Market Gardener 2.00 42 8.42% 0 0.00% 0.00
6 The Loch-n-Load 1.00 34 6.81% 0 0.00% 0.00
7 1.00 12 2.40% 8 100.00% 0.67
8 Scout Pistol 1.50 9 1.80% 0 0.00% 0.00
9 1.00 9 1.80% 0 0.00% 0.00
10 World 1.00 8 1.60% 0 0.00% 0.00
11 Scottish Handshake 2.00 5 1.00% 0 0.00% 0.00
12 Mantreads 2.00 2 0.40% 0 0.00% 0.00
13 The Escape Plan 1.00 1 0.20% 0 0.00% 0.00
14 Kukri 2.00 1 0.20% 0 0.00% 0.00




  Map Performance *

Rank Map Kills % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D sort-descending.gif Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 koth_winter_ridge 32 6.41% 5 2.04% 6.40 0 0.00% 0.00
2 pl_upward 43 8.62% 15 6.12% 2.87 0 0.00% 0.00
3 pl_problitz_rc2_1 8 1.60% 3 1.22% 2.67 0 0.00% 0.00
4 pl_yokohama_b4a 26 5.21% 10 4.08% 2.60 0 0.00% 0.00
5 pl_swiftwater_final1 72 14.43% 28 11.43% 2.57 0 0.00% 0.00
6 koth_highpass 59 11.82% 26 10.61% 2.27 0 0.00% 0.00
7 cp_mountainlab 13 2.61% 6 2.45% 2.17 0 0.00% 0.00
8 pl_pier 6 1.20% 3 1.22% 2.00 0 0.00% 0.00
9 pl_escarpment_rc1 31 6.21% 16 6.53% 1.94 0 0.00% 0.00
10 pl_frontier_final 25 5.01% 13 5.31% 1.92 0 0.00% 0.00
11 koth_boardwalk 17 3.41% 9 3.67% 1.89 0 0.00% 0.00
12 cp_powerhouse 20 4.01% 11 4.49% 1.82 0 0.00% 0.00
13 pl_rustbelt_rc1 25 5.01% 14 5.71% 1.79 0 0.00% 0.00
14 cp_sunshine 16 3.21% 9 3.67% 1.78 0 0.00% 0.00
15 koth_product_final 39 7.82% 23 9.39% 1.70 0 0.00% 0.00
16 pl_borneo 31 6.21% 20 8.16% 1.55 0 0.00% 0.00
17 pl_odyssey 5 1.00% 4 1.63% 1.25 3 37.50% 0.60
18 cp_mossrock 21 4.21% 18 7.35% 1.17 0 0.00% 0.00
19 cp_conifer 7 1.40% 7 2.86% 1.00 4 50.00% 0.57
20 pl_snowycoast 2 0.40% 2 0.82% 1.00 0 0.00% 0.00
21 koth_daenam_b12 1 0.20% 1 0.41% 1.00 1 12.50% 1.00
22 koth_harvest_final 0 0.00% 1 0.41% 0.00 0 0.00% -
23 pl_phoenix 0 0.00% 1 0.41% 0.00 0 0.00% -




  Server Activity *

Rank Server Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths K:D Headshots Percentage of Headshots % HS:K
1 tiny kittys girl pound #4 463 92.79% 226 2.0487 8 100.00% 0.0173
2 tiny kittys girl pound #5 36 7.21% 19 1.8947 0 0.00% 0.0000




  Player Kill Statistics *

Rank Victim Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1  .gifMolk 17 3.41% 0 0.00% 17.00 0 0.00% 0.00
2  .gifrexatronz 12 2.40% 2 0.82% 6.00 1 50.00% 0.08
3  .gifFel 11 2.20% 6 2.45% 1.83 1 50.00% 0.09
4  .gifMorning (She/Her) 10 2.00% 6 2.45% 1.67 0 0.00% 0.00
5  .gifAlexare 10 2.00% 2 0.82% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
6  .gifhotpockette 9 1.80% 4 1.63% 2.25 0 0.00% 0.00
7  .gifpetzval 8 1.60% 6 2.45% 1.33 0 0.00% 0.00
8  .gifAdam 8 1.60% 5 2.04% 1.60 0 0.00% 0.00
9  .gifMina 8 1.60% 3 1.22% 2.67 0 0.00% 0.00
10  .gifGnome Chomsky 8 1.60% 1 0.41% 8.00 0 0.00% 0.00
11  .gifKinetic 8 1.60% 1 0.41% 8.00 0 0.00% 0.00
12  .gifFroglock 7 1.40% 5 2.04% 1.40 0 0.00% 0.00
13  .gifLORD 7 1.40% 0 0.00% 7.00 0 0.00% 0.00
14  .gifGIMP (I STILL CHASE SNIPERS) 6 1.20% 1 0.41% 6.00 0 0.00% 0.00
15  .gif>Email< 6 1.20% 0 0.00% 6.00 0 0.00% 0.00
16  .gifKeymaster 6 1.20% 0 0.00% 6.00 0 0.00% 0.00
17  .gifMuttmeat 5 1.00% 2 0.82% 2.50 0 0.00% 0.00
18  .gifGenericBread 5 1.00% 2 0.82% 2.50 0 0.00% 0.00
19  .gifjason hashbrown 5 1.00% 1 0.41% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
20  .gifglassbug 5 1.00% 1 0.41% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
21  .gifSadenJamuel2007 5 1.00% 1 0.41% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
22  .giftoad 5 1.00% 1 0.41% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
23  .giffooled 5 1.00% 1 0.41% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
24  .gifHrangmund 7 5 1.00% 1 0.41% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
25  .gifXx_NippleCat_xX 5 1.00% 1 0.41% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
26  .gifMr. 5quabbles 5 1.00% 0 0.00% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
27  .gifdmitri 5 1.00% 0 0.00% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
28  .gifPapayasadas 5 1.00% 0 0.00% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
29  .gifmewicide 5 1.00% 0 0.00% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
30  .giflesbian gyjo truther 5 1.00% 0 0.00% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00
31  .gifnaomi 5 1.00% 0 0.00% 5.00 0 0.00% 0.00




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