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 don'tsuckmydick.gov
Location: (Unknown)
Steam: STEAM_0:0:45617388
Status: Unknown
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Karma: In good standing
Member of Clan: (None)
Real Name: (Not Specified)
E-mail Address: (Not Specified)
Home Page: (Not Specified)
MM Rank: rank
Last Connect:* Wed. Sep. 16th, 2026 @ 02:51:04
Total Connection Time: 0d 15:51:35h
Average Ping:* -
Favorite Server:* tiny kittys girl pound #5
Favorite Map:* koth_lazarus
Favorite Weapon:* Scatter Gun

Statistics Summary
Activity: 93%
Points: 8,899
Rank: 1,340
Kills per Minute: 0.79
Kills per Death: 1.9211 (1.79*)
Headshots per Kill: 0.0093 (0.0294*)
Shots per Kill: -
Weapon Accuracy: 0.0% (0%*)
Headshots: 7 (1*)
Kills: 755 (34*)
Deaths: 393 (19*)
Longest Kill Streak: 16
Longest Death Streak: 10
Suicides: 0
Teammate Kills: 0 (0*)

  History don'tsuckmydick.gov's History:
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  Ranks

Current rank: Master Sergeant
Master Sergeant
Kills needed: 45 (55%)
Rank history
Recruit Private Private First Class Lance Corporal Corporal Sergeant Staff Sergeant Gunnery Sergeant


  Awards (hover over image to see name)

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Gold Sentry Kills Gold Ambassador Gold Amputator Gold Atomizer Gold Axtinguisher Gold Back Scratcher Gold Backburner Gold Backstabber Gold Baseball Gold Bat Gold Scotsman's Skullcutter Gold Vita-Saw Gold Bazaar Bargain Gold Big Earner Gold Black Box Gold Bleed Kills Gold Blutsauger Gold Bonesaw Gold Healer Gold Boston Basher Gold Bottle Gold Brass Beast Gold Buff Deploy Gold Sapper Gold Built Dispenser Gold Built Sentry Gun Gold Built Mini Sentry Gun Gold Teleporters Built Gold Bushwacka Gold Candy Cane Gold Blocker Gold Uber Gold Claidheamohmor Gold Machete Gold Cow Mangler 5000 Gold Crusader's Crossbow Gold Dalokohs Gold Deaths to Sawblade Gold Defended Medic Gold Deflected Arrow Gold Deflected Flare Gold Deflected Flare (Detonator) Gold Deflected Huntsman Burning Arrow Gold Deflected Grenade Gold Deflected Rocket Gold Deflected Sticky Gold Degreaser Gold Half-Zatoichi Gold Chargin' Targe Gold Detonator Gold The Diamondback Gold Disciplinary Action Gold Dominator Gold Beggar's Bazooka Gold Enforcer Gold Engineer Extinguish Gold Cart Escort Gold Your Eternal Reward Gold Eureka Effect Gold Eviction Notice Gold Family Business Gold Fire Axe Gold Fists Gold Intelligence Gold Defender Gold Flamethrower Gold Flare Gun Gold Force-A-Nature Gold Frontier Justice Gold Frying Pan Gold K.G.B. Gold Gloves of Running Urgently Gold Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker Gold Holiday Punch Gold Holy Mackerel Gold Iron Curtain Gold Jarate Gold Assister Gold Healer Gold Charged Medic Kills Gold Sappers Removed Gold Dispensers Destroyed Gold Sentry Guns Destroyed Gold Mini Sentry Guns Destroyed Gold Teleporters Killed Gold Knife Gold Conniver's Kunai Gold Latency Gold Sharpened Volcano Fragment Gold Sun-on-a-Stick Gold L'Etranger Gold Liberty Launcher Gold Loch-n-Load Gold The Lollichop Gold Machina Gold Mad Milk Gold Postal Pummeler Gold Manmelter Gold Mantreads Gold Market Gardener Gold Medic Entinguish Gold Minigun Gold Kill Award Gold Most Valuable Player Gold Natascha Gold Nessie's Nine Iron Gold Conscientious Objector Gold Mini Sentrygun Gold Sentry Gun Gold Paintrain Gold Baby Face's Blaster Gold Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol Gold Persian Persuader Gold Phlogistinator Gold Engy Pistol Gold Scout Pistol Gold Player Penetration Gold Capture Point Gold Pomson 6000 Gold Powerjack Gold The Hitman's Heatmaker Gold The Cleaner's Carbine Gold Overdose Gold Pyro Extinguish Gold Original Gold The Rainblower Gold Reserve Shooter Gold Revenger Gold Revolver Gold Righteous Bison Gold Gunslinger Gold Engineer Taunt (Gunslinger) Gold Gunslinger Combo Kill Gold Direct Hit Gold Sandman Gold Sandvich Gold Saxxy Gold Scatter Gun Gold The Scorch Shot Gold Scottish Handshake Gold Scout Extinguish Gold Three-Rune Blade Gold Shahanshah Gold Broken Razorbacks Gold The Short Circuit Gold Short Stop Gold Heavy Shotgun Gold Engy Shotgun Bronze Pyro Shotgun Gold Soldier Shotgun Gold Shovel Gold Homewrecker Gold Submachine Gun Gold Sniper Extinguish Gold Sniper Rifle Bronze Soda Popper Gold Solemn Vow Gold Southern Hospitality Gold Splendid Screen Gold Spy-cicle Gold Buffalo Steak Sandvich Gold Steal Sandvich Gold Steel Fists Gold Scottish Resistance Gold Stun Gold Eyelander Gold Sydney Sleeper Gold Syringe Gun Gold Demoman Taunt Gold Engineer Taunt (Guitar) Gold Heavy Taunt Gold Medic Taunt Gold Hadouken Gold Scout Taunt Gold Sniper Taunt Gold Soldier Taunt Gold Kamikaze (Lumbricus Lid) Gold Spy Taunt Gold Telefrags Gold Teleport Gold Huntsman Gold Flaming Hunstman Gold Deflected Cow Mangler Shot Gold Grenade Launcher Gold Sticky Launcher Gold Rocket Launcher Gold Maul Gold Winger Gold Third Degree Gold Tomislav Gold Tribalman's Shiv Gold Ubersaw Gold Ullapool Caber Gold Ullapool Caber BOOM Gold Unarmed Combat Gold Equalizer Gold The Escape Plan Gold Fan O'War Gold Warrior's Spirit Gold The Widowmaker Gold Wrangler Gold Wrap Assassin Gold Wrench Gold Jag
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  Aliases

Rank Name Time Last Use sort-descending.gif Kills Deaths K:D Headshots HS:K Suicides Accuracy
1 don'tsuckmydick.gov 0d 02:05:19h 2026-09-17 03:06:16 81 34 2.38 1 0.01 0 0.0%
2 Jarblinkie Wisdom 0d 01:26:09h 2026-07-30 23:19:42 89 39 2.28 0 0.00 0 0.0%
3 Bit Telepathy 0d 01:05:40h 2026-06-16 04:27:58 34 41 0.83 0 0.00 0 0.0%
4 Bungle Charnie 0d 00:12:58h 2026-06-08 03:31:31 13 8 1.63 0 0.00 0 0.0%
5 Persnickety Toilet 0d 00:46:19h 2026-04-20 05:39:16 25 18 1.39 0 0.00 0 0.0%
6 Sport Bean 0d 01:44:39h 2026-04-10 04:26:43 96 27 3.56 4 0.04 0 0.0%
7 zorch son 0d 00:20:53h 2026-01-25 05:36:55 3 1 3.00 0 0.00 0 0.0%
8 Brain Crispr 0d 00:03:43h 2026-01-16 06:11:45 4 2 2.00 0 0.00 0 0.0%
9 Sniffing Dog 0d 00:02:54h 2026-01-10 03:46:12 1 0 1.00 0 0.00 0 0.0%
10 Yeast 2 0d 00:16:41h 2025-11-03 04:47:02 21 11 1.91 0 0.00 0 0.0%
11 Veggie Bug 0d 07:01:30h 2025-10-28 05:13:15 349 178 1.96 2 0.01 0 0.0%
12 Grinch Messiah 0d 00:31:01h 2025-07-23 19:16:30 26 22 1.18 0 0.00 0 0.0%
13 Party_Time.gov 0d 00:13:49h 2025-04-15 21:16:57 13 12 1.08 0 0.00 0 0.0%




  Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Kill Assist 9 times 18
2 Point Captured 6 times 30
3 Capture Blocked 4 times 4
4 Triple Kill (3 kills) 2 times 4
5 Extinguished Teammate (Scout) 2 times 2
6 Double Kill (2 kills) 2 times 2
7 Domination (4 kills) 2 times 6
8 Headshot Kill 1 times 2
9 Destroyed a sentry gun 1 times 4




  Victims of Player-Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned Against sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Revenge 2 times -6




  Team Selection *

Rank Team Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio
1 The BLU 3 times 42.86%
2 The RED 2 times 28.57%




  Role Selection *

Rank Role Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio Kills Deaths K:D
1 Scout Scout 3 times 37.50% 21 11 1.91
2 Spy Spy 1 times 12.50%
3 Sniper Sniper 1 times 12.50% 1 2 0.50
4 Pyro Pyro 1 times 12.50%
5 Heavy Heavy 1 times 12.50% 2 1 2.00
6 Demo Man Demo Man 1 times 12.50% 9 4 2.25




  Weapon Usage *

Rank Weapon Modifier Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 Scatter Gun 1.25 19 55.88% 0 0.00% 0.00
2 Stickybomb Launcher 1.00 6 17.65% 0 0.00% 0.00
3 1.00 4 11.76% 0 0.00% 0.00
4 Tomislav 1.00 2 5.88% 0 0.00% 0.00
5 Huntsman 1.00 1 2.94% 1 100.00% 1.00
6 Scout Pistol 1.50 1 2.94% 0 0.00% 0.00
7 Sentry Gun (Mini) 1.00 1 2.94% 0 0.00% 0.00




  Map Performance *

Rank Map Kills % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D sort-descending.gif Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 pl_pier 8 23.53% 3 15.79% 2.67 0 0.00% 0.00
2 pl_borneo 9 26.47% 4 21.05% 2.25 0 0.00% 0.00
3 cp_coldfront 15 44.12% 11 57.89% 1.36 1 100.00% 0.07
4 koth_bagel_rc12 1 2.94% 0 0.00% 1.00 0 0.00% 0.00
5 koth_databank_rc4a 1 2.94% 1 5.26% 1.00 0 0.00% 0.00




  Server Activity *

Rank Server Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths K:D Headshots Percentage of Headshots % HS:K
1 tiny kittys girl pound #5 34 100.00% 19 1.7895 1 100.00% 0.0294




  Player Kill Statistics *

Rank Victim Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1  .gifLaegis 5 14.71% 6 31.58% 0.83 0 0.00% 0.00
2  .gifhausbutch 5 14.71% 5 26.32% 1.00 1 100.00% 0.20




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