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Somalian Testicle Cruncher |
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| Location: (Unknown) | |
| Steam: STEAM_0:0:83045502 | |
| Status: Offline | |
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| Karma: In good standing | |
| Member of Clan: | (None) |
| Real Name: | (Not Specified) |
| E-mail Address: | (Not Specified) |
| Home Page: | (Not Specified) |
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| Last Connect:* | Tue. Jan. 20th, 2026 @ 17:14:30 |
| Total Connection Time: | 0d 08:02:46h |
| Average Ping:* | - |
| Favorite Server:* | tiny kittys girl pound #4 |
| Favorite Map:* | cp_gorge |
| Favorite Weapon:* | |
| Statistics Summary |
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100% |
| Points: | 7,556 | |
| Rank: | 1,324 | |
| Kills per Minute: | 1.26 | |
| Kills per Death: | 2.3643 (2.25*) | |
| Headshots per Kill: | 0.0000 (0.0000*) | |
| Shots per Kill: | - | |
| Weapon Accuracy: | 0.0% (0%*) | |
| Headshots: | 0 (0*) | |
| Kills: | 610 (460*) | |
| Deaths: | 258 (204*) | |
| Longest Kill Streak: | 13 | |
| Longest Death Streak: | 6 | |
| Suicides: | 0 | |
| Teammate Kills: | 0 (0*) | |
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Ranks| Current rank: Gunnery Sergeant | |
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Kills needed: 90 (10%) |
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Aliases| Rank | Name | Time | Last Use ![]() |
Kills | Deaths | K:D | Headshots | HS:K | Suicides | Accuracy |
| 1 | Somalian Testicle Cruncher | 0d 02:39:22h | 2026-01-20 18:27:04 | 183 | 85 | 2.15 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.0% |
| 2 | Venezuelan Obese Terrorist | 0d 03:41:30h | 2026-01-16 14:49:31 | 277 | 119 | 2.33 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.0% |
| 3 | Zimbabwe Fetus Defusal | 0d 01:41:54h | 2025-04-19 19:14:56 | 150 | 54 | 2.78 | 0 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.0% |
Player Actions *| Rank | Action | Earned ![]() |
Accumulated Points |
| 1 | Kill Assist | 141 times | 282 |
| 2 | Double Kill (2 kills) | 33 times | 33 |
| 3 | Capture Blocked | 29 times | 29 |
| 4 | Domination | 28 times | 140 |
| 5 | Triple Kill (3 kills) | 18 times | 36 |
| 6 | Destroyed a sentry gun | 13 times | 52 |
| 7 | Point Captured | 12 times | 60 |
| 8 | Rampage (5 kills) | 11 times | 44 |
| 9 | Ownage (7 kills) | 7 times | 42 |
| 10 | Mega Kill (6 kills) | 7 times | 35 |
| 11 | Domination (4 kills) | 7 times | 21 |
| 12 | Destroyed a dispenser | 7 times | 21 |
| 13 | Destroyed a teleporter | 6 times | 12 |
| 14 | Extinguished Teammate (Engineer) | 5 times | 5 |
| 15 | Removed a Sapper | 4 times | 4 |
| 16 | Monster Kill (10 kills) | 3 times | 27 |
| 17 | Unstoppable (11 kills) | 1 times | 10 |
| 18 | Killing Spree (9 kills) | 1 times | 8 |
| 19 | Killed charged medic | 1 times | 1 |
Victims of Player-Player Actions *| Rank | Action | Earned Against ![]() |
Accumulated Points |
| 1 | Revenge | 7 times | -21 |
| 2 | Domination | 1 times | -5 |
Team Selection *
Role Selection *| Rank | Role | Joined ![]() |
% | Ratio | Kills | Deaths | K:D |
| 1 | Scout |
22 times | 81.48% | 399 | 182 | 2.19 | |
| 2 | Engineer |
4 times | 14.81% | 35 | 15 | 2.33 | |
| 3 | Heavy |
1 times | 3.70% | 10 | 5 | 2.00 |
Weapon Usage *| Rank | Weapon | Modifier | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | 1.25 | 403 | 87.61% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 2 | 1.00 | 13 | 2.83% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 3 | 1.00 | 10 | 2.17% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 4 | 1.00 | 6 | 1.30% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 5 | 1.00 | 5 | 1.09% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 6 | 1.00 | 4 | 0.87% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 7 | 1.00 | 4 | 0.87% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 8 | 2.00 | 3 | 0.65% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 9 | 1.00 | 3 | 0.65% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 10 | 2.00 | 3 | 0.65% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 11 | 1.00 | 2 | 0.43% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 12 | 2.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 13 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 14 | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 15 | Baby Face's Blaster | 1.00 | 1 | 0.22% | 0 | % | 0.00 |
Map Performance *| Rank | Map | Kills | % | Ratio | Deaths | % | Ratio | K:D ![]() |
Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | pl_extinction_rc3_1 | 8 | 1.74% | 0 | 0.00% | 8.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 2 | koth_harvest_spring_rain | 18 | 3.91% | 3 | 1.47% | 6.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 3 | cppl_gavle | 5 | 1.09% | 1 | 0.49% | 5.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 4 | plr_matterhorn | 21 | 4.57% | 5 | 2.45% | 4.20 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 5 | koth_lazarus | 16 | 3.48% | 4 | 1.96% | 4.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 6 | pl_bridgeway_b2 | 29 | 6.30% | 9 | 4.41% | 3.22 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 7 | pl_thundermountain_snowy_b1d | 55 | 11.96% | 18 | 8.82% | 3.06 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 8 | cp_cargo | 28 | 6.09% | 10 | 4.90% | 2.80 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 9 | cp_hardwood_final | 40 | 8.70% | 15 | 7.35% | 2.67 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 10 | pl_swiftwater_final1 | 16 | 3.48% | 6 | 2.94% | 2.67 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 11 | pl_highwood_b19 | 14 | 3.04% | 6 | 2.94% | 2.33 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 12 | pl_frontier_final | 45 | 9.78% | 22 | 10.78% | 2.05 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 13 | cp_mountainlab | 29 | 6.30% | 15 | 7.35% | 1.93 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 14 | pl_phoenix | 47 | 10.22% | 26 | 12.75% | 1.81 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 15 | cp_gorge | 46 | 10.00% | 33 | 16.18% | 1.39 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 16 | cp_steel | 43 | 9.35% | 31 | 15.20% | 1.39 | 0 | % | 0.00 |
Server Activity *| Rank | Server | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Deaths | K:D | Headshots | Percentage of Headshots | % | HS:K |
| 1 | tiny kittys girl pound #4 | 382 | 83.04% | 171 | 2.2339 | 0 | % | 0.0000 | ||
| 2 | tiny kittys girl pound #5 | 78 | 16.96% | 33 | 2.3636 | 0 | % | 0.0000 |
Player Kill Statistics *| Rank | Victim | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Deaths | % | Ratio | K:D | Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | all_radio_no_head |
19 | 4.13% | 4 | 1.96% | 4.75 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 2 | different in flash |
15 | 3.26% | 7 | 3.43% | 2.14 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 3 | Kate Archer |
12 | 2.61% | 5 | 2.45% | 2.40 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 4 | ๋ |
12 | 2.61% | 2 | 0.98% | 6.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 5 | Asimov |
12 | 2.61% | 1 | 0.49% | 12.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 6 | freshly baked bread |
10 | 2.17% | 13 | 6.37% | 0.77 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 7 | mutter |
10 | 2.17% | 11 | 5.39% | 0.91 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 8 | Tablespoon |
9 | 1.96% | 5 | 2.45% | 1.80 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 9 | BotFly |
9 | 1.96% | 0 | 0.00% | 9.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 10 | Pimpnutz |
9 | 1.96% | 0 | 0.00% | 9.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 11 | JayHawk |
8 | 1.74% | 1 | 0.49% | 8.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 12 | Alder |
7 | 1.52% | 0 | 0.00% | 7.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 13 | Psychobells |
6 | 1.30% | 4 | 1.96% | 1.50 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 14 | X's Prized Blaze Vessel |
6 | 1.30% | 1 | 0.49% | 6.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 15 | ♥ Puppy Maxine ♥ |
6 | 1.30% | 0 | 0.00% | 6.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 16 | ScarySnakeFan93260244 |
5 | 1.09% | 8 | 3.92% | 0.63 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 17 | Fredorando |
5 | 1.09% | 5 | 2.45% | 1.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 18 | guy from murder drones |
5 | 1.09% | 4 | 1.96% | 1.25 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 19 | Gevs 0 |
5 | 1.09% | 3 | 1.47% | 1.67 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 20 | soda pooper |
5 | 1.09% | 2 | 0.98% | 2.50 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 21 | [S]tryker[P] |
5 | 1.09% | 2 | 0.98% | 2.50 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 22 | Uncle Drew ⛟ |
5 | 1.09% | 2 | 0.98% | 2.50 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 23 | ebby! #glup |
5 | 1.09% | 2 | 0.98% | 2.50 | 0 | % | 0.00 | |||
| 24 | RIVER |
5 | 1.09% | 0 | 0.00% | 5.00 | 0 | % | 0.00 |
Items marked "*" above are generated from the last 28 days.
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Somalian Testicle Cruncher


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